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[dining] Red’s Dawns : The Monterey-Seaside down-home donut dynasty turns 60. - Monterey County Weekly Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:12AMRed’s Donuts owner Matthew O’Donnell got a call a few months ago from a woman asking if he would ship a dozen coconut-sprinkled donuts to Detroit for her brother’s 60th birthday. The woman explained he was stationed in Monterey 40 years ago and the only thing he talked about was donuts from Red’s. O’Donnell sent them by overnight air. This wasn’t the first time he has been asked to ship donuts ...
Keep it 'real' Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 11:05PMI really do have it all,” Ramona Singer says happily. “I have a great husband, a wonderful daughter and such a pretty home.” But Singer, one of “The Real Housewives of New York City” (which had its Season 3 premiere last Thursday on Bravo), has to admit that her home...
The Icelandic toy story Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 7:23PMEven being bombed five times during the Blitz didn't stop staff keeping Hamleys' store on London's Regent Street open throughout the Second World War. They just donned tin hats.
Jessica Simpson Still Watches Tony Romo's 'Cute Butt' Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 7:22PMShe also jokes that John Mayer "gave away my game" by revealing details of their sex life
Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 6:37PMBiz Stone used an age-shortener to fit his birthday onto Twitter; Julia Allison tried doing math with her brain; and Ana Marie Cox attempted to flirt with Rahm Emanuel over basic cable. The...
Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30 [Twitterati] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 6:37PM# twitterati Biz Stone used an age-shortener to fit his birthday onto Twitter; Julia Allison tried doing math with her brain; and Ana Marie Cox attempted to flirt with Rahm Emanuel over basic cable. The Twitterati turned to tools of last resort. More »
Celebrate Chuck Norris' birthday by learning fun 'facts' about the man, the myth Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 4:34PMFor the last few years, Chuck Norris "facts" have made the rounds on the Internet as a testament to the man's supposed mythical abilities. A couple of examples: "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is,
Vegas gamble pays off for vacationing family Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:37AMThe Encore resort at Wynn Las Vegas provides plenty of entertainment for gamblers and non-gamblers alike.
Two Snohomish County women are longtime friends, but also are fierce competitors when they run against each other Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 2:29AM“We swing ungirded hips, and lightened are our eyes, the rain is on our lips, we do not run for prize.” The poet Charles Hamilton Sorley didn’t have Regina Joyce or Gail Hall in mind when he wrote those lines.
Haiti quake patients test medical, cultural expertise at Tampa General Hospital Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 7:49AMDoctors find language and cultural hurdles in treating Haitians.
Oldest person in U.S. dies at 114 Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 4:16AMMary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days.
Winning Oscar quotes Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 1:13AMSandra Bullock The following statements made the 82nd annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre more eventful: Los Angeles, AP — “I want to thank the Academy for not considering Navi a foreign language.” — Argentine director Juan Jose Campanella, after winning the award for best foreign language film.
Oldest American lives in Iowa Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 12:09AMNeva Morris of Ames became the oldest American on Sunday after the death of Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who had been certified as the nation’s oldest person.
Oldest woman in U.S., born in P.E.I., dies at age 114 years, 294 days Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 10:53PMWESTMORELAND, N.H. — Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days.
Cowboys' roster features international players Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 10:10PMLARAMIE, Wyo. -- Khouraichi Thiam stands up, waving a flag equal parts green, yellow and red with a green star in the center. read more
Oldest person in US dies in NH at age 114 Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:49PMWESTMORELAND, N.H. - Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days. She died Sunday at a nursing home in Westmoreland but was active until about two weeks before her death, her granddaughter Katherine Ray said. "She just enjoyed life. She never thought of dying at all," Katherine Ray said. "She ...
Oldest person in US dies in NH at age 114 Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:35PMWESTMORELAND, N.H. — Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days.
Oldest person in US dies in NH at age 114 Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:08PMWESTMORELAND, N.H. (AP) — Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days. She died Sunday at ...
Patients injured in Haiti earthquake test medical and cultural understanding at Tampa General Hospital Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 4:08PMDoctors find language and cultural hurdles in treating Haitians.
4 O'Clock Fodder: What's a Saints flag worth? How about $6,852; oldest American dies Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 4:08PMA Louisiana businessman paid $6,852 for a flag that hung outside Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels' office as part of a wager Daniels made with Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal. ... America's oldest woman dies. And some Fodder links.
Stephanie Gertler: Hollywood Beach: Old Times Running Away With Me Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:11AMMy tears came as a shock to me until I accepted them: This was my mother's first birthday when she was not around to deride the celebration.
Despite construction at theater, students find 'Wonderland' Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 5:25AMDuring this week, area students will have to walk through a wasteland to get to a wonderland. From Wednesday through Friday, more than 1,200 elementary school students will be bused to Salina Community Theatre to see a production of the Disney musical "Alice in Wonderland."
Despite construction at theater, students find 'Wonderland' Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 5:25AMDuring this week, area students will have to walk through a wasteland to get to a wonderland. From Wednesday through Friday, more than 1,200 elementary school students will be bused to Salina Community Theatre to see a production of the Disney musical "Alice in Wonderland."
Skiing at 90? No problem Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 2:11AMVAIL, Colorado - He might be 90 years old, but that's not stopping Jacob "Jack" Kaufman from skiing - and he's not wasting his time on the bunny slopes, either. Kaufman moves fast. Nobody on the hill seems to give him a double-take because not only is he skiing as well as most people, he doesn't look like he's 90, either. Kaufman, who lives in Michigan, was in Vail last week with his family to ...
Skiing at 90? No problem Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 2:11AMVAIL, Colorado - He might be 90 years old, but that's not stopping Jacob "Jack" Kaufman from skiing - and he's not wasting his time on the bunny slopes, either. Kaufman moves fast. Nobody on the hill seems to give him a double-take because not only is he skiing as well as most people, he doesn't look like he's 90, either. Kaufman, who lives in Michigan, was in Vail last week with his family to ...
Seussination! Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 11:44PMEvery March, children across the nation join together and sing this song to kick off a fun-filled day of wearing tall red-and-white-striped hats, eating green eggs and ham, reading books all day, making up crazy rhymes and letting their imaginations run wild. read more
Seussination! Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 11:44PMEvery March, children across the nation join together and sing this song to kick off a fun-filled day of wearing tall red-and-white-striped hats, eating green eggs and ham, reading books all day, making up crazy rhymes and letting their imaginations run wild. read more
Michael Finley Brings Experience, Scoring to Celtics Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 7:24AMFor every snarky media pundit looking to crack jokes about the Celtics' AARP cards, hip replacements and early bird dinner specials, a little extra fodder just got packed into the cannon this weekend. Say hello to Michael Finley, the newest member of the Celtics. And while you're at it, say happy birthday. Finley, the 15-year veteran swingman bought out of his contract by the San Antonio Spurs ...
Skiing at 90: no problem Sunday, March 7, 2010 @ 7:22AMHe might be 90 years old, but that's not stopping Jacob "Jack" Kaufman from skiing - and he's not wasting his time on the bunny slopes, either. Kaufman moves fast. Nobody on the hill seems to give him a double-take because not only is he skiing as good as most people, but he doesn't look like he's 90, either. Kaufman, who lives in Michigan, is in Vail this week with his family to celebrate his ...
Wilhite a miraculous work in progress Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 8:12PMGlance at the old college catcher as he exhales, grimaces and pulls his 185 pounds up toward the metal bar he's clutching one last time. Notice as he moves to a machine in the corner, grabs another metal bar and pulls down, lifting a stack of...
Egyptian Leader’s Surgery in the News Is News Itself Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 4:13PMThe government and its supporters point to the public revelation about President Hosni Mubarak’s gallbladder operation as evidence that the state is trying to become more transparent.
Ja Rule Bans Amber Rose Impersonators… Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 1:13PMJa Rule held a birthday bash this past week in New York with little fanfare. I’m told Ja Rule’s homies were so hood and disrespectful that no one wanted to really be around them. Bon Bon (Ja’s pet name for Ashanti) was there, Irv Gotti (who didn’t want to be photographed), Dariel (BET’s Frankie and [...]
Cleveland Cavaliers coach Mike Brown has a lot of wins as icing on 40th birthday cake Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 5:07AMThe Cavs, who host the Detroit Pistons tonight, are in a jovial mood as they are riding a five-game win streak, but they also are riding coach Mike Brown, who is celebrating his 40th birthday today.
Skiing at 90: No problem in Vail Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 1:11AMVAIL, Colorado - He might be 90 years old, but that's not stopping Jacob "Jack" Kaufman from skiing on Vail Mountain - and he's not wasting his time on the bunny slopes, either. Kaufman moves fast. Nobody on the hill seems to give him a double-take because not only is he skiing as good as most people, but he doesn't look like he's 90, either. Kaufman, who lives in Michigan, is in Vail this week ...
Soon-to-be newlyweds embark on new business Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 11:17PMSTROUDSBURG — The lowest point of Chris Kross' life came just last year.
'The White Ribbon': Movie pick for March 5-11, plus Also Playing capsule reviews Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 11:11PMMichael Haneke's film looks at repressive life in Germany on the eve of World War I and some mysterious evildoings in a rural village.
Clichy: Campbell making huge impact at Arsenal Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 9:59PMGael Clichy says January signing Sol Campbell is already having a huge impact at Arsenal . Campbell has signed to the end of the season and already is impressing at home and in Europe. "If I’m honest he’s been training with us for three months and I told him before he signed that I honestly believed it was the first time I’ve seen him that fit in training. He was really going for it," said ...
Audi season countdown 2010-03-04 Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 7:10PMIngolstadt, March 4, 2010 -- Markus Winkelhock and Katherine Legge will be in for some completely new challenges in the 2010 DTM: for the first time, both of them will compete as team colleagues for Audi Sport Team Rosberg.
Pam Anderson’s Breasts Are Too Big For Dancing With The Stars Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 2:49PMHe thought he could call her “heavy” if he said “top” first. Ke$ha makes fun of Britney. Kendra Wilkinson’s baby weight gave her postpartum depression. “Jessica Simpson weighs in on fat jokes.” Thursday’s gossip roundup was teased as a child. (more…)
Telling The Story Of 'The Hardest Hit Unit In Iraq' Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 11:54AMIn 2007, journalist and former soldier Kelly Kennedy embedded with Charlie Company in Iraq. In 15 months, the 26th Infantry Regiment had the most casualties of any U.S. battalion since Vietnam. Kennedy details her year with the troops in her new book, They Fought for Each Other.
CNN - Obama's New Adversary Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 11:14AMOn The Eve Of President Barack Obama's Winter Health-Care Summit, Rep. Paul Ryan Is Dining At Talay Thai, A No-Frills Restaurant With Metal Chairs And Formica Tables. On This Frigid Evening, Ryan Strolled Coatless To Talay -- 'I'm From Wisconsin!' He Says -- From His Cramped Capitol Hill Office, Where Tonight, As On Most Nights, He'll Sleep On A Cot.
14-year-old wins Rowlett talent show Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 12:50AMThe Rowlett Public Library hosted its first annual video talent show on Saturday. The contest featured 13 video submissions from local residents. The types of talent individuals displayed ranged from singing to stand-up comedy.
PLAYBILL.COM'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER With Mart Crowley Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 5:16PMFew modern plays enjoy a life beyond the time period in which they debut. Mart Crowley's The Boys in the Band, a period piece, has lived on.
'American Idol's' Top Ten, ready to 'Hop On Pop' scene Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 9:16AMFrom there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Is your marriage good enough? Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 8:17AMYou don't need NFL training to hurl a pizza across a New York City apartment.
Foot death: Reaction and tributes Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 6:09AMCoverage of the reaction and tributes after the news that ex-Labour leader Michael Foot has died at the age of 96.
Bend schools join others in "Read Across America" Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 12:59AMAt Bear Creek Elementary School in Bend, everyone has their own reason why they enjoy reading - and on this special day of the year, they all do it together.
Lee County part of Read Across America Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 12:26AMThey did not eat them in a car, with a mouse or in a house, but many students at Skyline Elementary in Cape Coral began their Tuesday with green eggs...
Cape students celebrate Dr. Seuss' birthday Wednesday, March 3, 2010 @ 12:14AMThey did not eat them in a car, with a mouse or in a house.
Wis. man sentenced to life in killing of Minn. man Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 9:21PMA Milwaukee man has been sentenced to life in prison for the shooting death of a Minnesota man at a birthday celebration in the eastern Wisconsin city of Grand Chute.