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She's Out of My League Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 9:44PMStarring: Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve Review: Who can relate to a nerd who dreams of rubbing his pencil dick on the private parts of a blonde hot enough to rate a hard 10? My guess is that audience is pathetically large, which should chart She's Out of My League high as a date-movie must for the loser in all of us. OK, you've seen it before. Lots. Maybe when it was called 10 or Can't Buy Me Love or ...
Female Inmate Hides More than 100 Rx Pills in Body Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 9:43PMInmates were allegedly trading underwear, soda and tobacco for the pills.
Movie Review: She’s Out Of My League Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 9:41PMThe early-year string of romantic comedies gets a major upgrade this week as the charming She’s Out of My League rolls into theaters. With its mix of great gags and sparkling chemistry throughout the entire cast, this movie separates itself from the usual rom-com fare, but not too far. Check out the full review below. . [...]
Deputies Look for Child Porn, Find Marijuana Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 9:28PMWhile investigating a child pornography complaint, deputies in Kanawha County found thousands of dollars worth of marijuana.
White on Rice (2009) Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 8:05PMA scene from “White on Rice.” “White on Rice” is an Asian-American domestic dramedy that’s determined to be as culture-neutral as possible.
'She's Out of My League' is a raunchy-comedy in league of its own Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 6:32PM"She's Out of My League" is a comic romance about mismatched love between a nerd and a hottie that manages to be crude, charming, raunchy and sweet all at the same time.
Wolf Pack: Williams growing into her as own hoops star Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:56PMIt once took a bribe to get Kayla Williams in the gym.
4 Fun and Crazy Chatroulette Videos Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:01PMRandom video chat site Chatroulette is a pop culture smash right now, and while it’s easy to assume its days are numbered, it’s a lot of fun to immerse yourself in the little subculture building around it. Despite the increasing negative press, there’s almost as much heart on the service as there is genitalia. Well, maybe not quite. But there’s some heart, really! These videos are proof. We ...
High Society: The Blinding of a Socialite [Recaps] Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 1:16PM# recaps Tinsley Mortimer 's bargain-basement CW reality show premiered last night! Boy was it an ugly mess. It's gotten to the point where I can't really tell if shows like this are actually entertaining or not. I just watch them and gurgle. More »
Conan O'Brien Takes His Show on the Road With National Tour Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 12:30PMThe "Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour" begins April 12 in Eugene, Ore.
Three North American imports help boost level of Czech women’s hockey Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 11:15AMThe women’s hockey club HC Slavia Praha last season recruited three foreign hockey players – two of them from a Canadian and one from an American university team - to help boost the level of women’s hockey here in the Czech Republic. Julia Bronson, Stephanie Jones and Carson Duggan have just finished a successful season with their team, which won the Czech league, and are now heading to the ...
Guilty Plea in Lawrence County, Ohio Crash that Killed Passenger Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 10:37AMThe driver of pickup who fled the scene of a crash that killed one of his passengers has pleaded guilty and avoided a trial.
BREAKING NEWS: Sanitary Worker Hit By Car in Sissonville Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 10:09AMEmergency crews are on the scene of a person hit by a car in Sissonville.
The Real World D.C.: The Morning After, Pts. 10 & 11 Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 10:06AMI know, I know -- we missed last week's episode of The Real World D(upont) C(ircle) . But to make it up to fans of the show and the faithful readers of our re-caps (all 17 of you), this week's installment covers not one, but two episodes. Yes, friends, I ran a reality show marathon last night, and as a consequence today I'm dehydrated, cranky and chafing. (If you want an Ironman experience, read ...
Conan O'Brien sells out two Chicago shows Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 10:02AMConan O'Brien can't legally appear on TV for a while, but he can atleast tell some jokes onstage. And that's what he's going to do — May19-20 at the Chicago Theatre. O'Brien this morning announced a series of 30 comedy tour dates,including several theater performances. Both Chicago shows have already sold out.
The Eldrick Woods Relationship Blog: Interracial Love At The Movies Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 10:00AMLast night I had the opportunity to attend the star-studded premier of Our Family Wedding , the latest movie to milk the wedding film genre for all it’s worth. I’d tell you about it, but this the Internet. We have trailers for that.
Top comedians lined up for Newtown comedy night Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 4:49AMTHREE top comedians, a venue packed to the rafters and two hours of the best stand-up comedy in the UK today, that’s what The Comedy Club at Crystals Nightclub in Newtown is all about.
Say what? Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 4:27AMSchool Report's definitive guide to teenage slang
Liz Smith: Next Year's Oscar Host – George Clooney?! Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 4:22AMAlso from Our Gossip Girl, Adam Lambert’s wOw factor! … Frank Sinatra, ‘Idol’-ized … Liz Smith moderates on April 15 The Liz Smith Column | Today 5:00 am "A GENTLEMAN is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally," said Oscar Wilde . *** THOSE WHO tuned in to the Oscar telecast on Sunday night were mostly bored. But moments of interest popped up now and then. A few of those were ...
Our Family Wedding (2 stars) Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 4:10AMOne enters a movie like "Our Family Wedding" bracing for cheesiness.
Bill White -- How can Karoly still be practicing? Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 3:12AMBill White
Feldman: 'Hollywood used and abused Haim' Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:43AMCorey Feldman has blamed Hollywood for turning its back on his tragic best friend Corey Haim after he was no longer a cute child star.
[831] Old School Salinas : A local marvels at 50-plus years in a now-dense Alisal area that once held only a few homes ... Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:24AMTucked behind Alisal High School in Salinas, at the end of an unmarked alley, Bud Boyster saunters out of his neat, white-paneled house wearing a thick flannel shirt, jeans and boots. His hair is slicked back and his face is weathered like an old baseball glove. A waist-high chain link fence surrounds his little yard and a wooden plaque hanging from the rain gutter introduces Bud and his wife ...
Hotties share secrets but are still out of our league Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:10AMThe very title "She's Out of My League" might scare mere mortals away from wanting to play the "She," or even from that first meeting with the filmmakers. You can't have an ounce o
Review: 'Our Family Wedding' surpasses stereotype Thursday, March 11, 2010 @ 2:07AMUnfortunately, "Our Family Wedding" loses its balance around the time the goat gets loose and eats a bunch of Viagra. Still, though cheesiness is all around, it never quite penetrates "Our Family Wedding."
Students plan rally to support teen accused of threatening teacher on Facebook Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:33AMI’ve been in contact with some of the dozens of Brevard County students who are riled up about what has happened to their friend since he posted a comment on Facebook about getting his English teacher killed or fired.
SB Writers Further Their Craft Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:08AMPages & Sages’s Colin Marshall checks in with poet Mary Rose Betten and humor writer Ernie Witham.
Immigrants (L.A. Dolce Vita) Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 6:43AMSkip It Sometimes, life is defined by luck. There's no accounting for it, it just happens. So goes the story of Gabor Csupo and Arlene Klasky, a pair of Hungarian animation producers with a bleak future after "The Simpsons" booted them in favor of Film Roman after only one season. As luck would have it, the duo instead hit it big with the popular kids show "Rugrats", when Nickelodeon introduced ...
Public should be wary of door-to-door Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 1:46AMKnock-knock jokes can be funny, but when people are going door-to-door trying to sell something, they can be a nuisance, and they can be looking to scam residents.
Family looks for bright side after fire Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 1:02AMOUTLOOK, Wash. -- A well-known flower farm's future is uncertain as the family filters through the remains of a fire that last Friday destroyed their warehouse.
"Curious George 2: Follow that Monkey": Best for the Lower Primate and the Pachyderm Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 12:36AM2006's Curious George was an old-school throwback of an animated kids movie that was positively delightful whenever... [read more]
Grieving Marie Osmond buries son Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 11:54PMMarie Osmond's bravely held back her tears as her 18-year-old son was laid to rest in an emotional funeral service.
Military experience helps Mark Valley take aim in 'Target' Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 11:09PMChristopher Chance lives in a world of explosions, gunfire and constant danger. The biggest risk Mark Valley...
Former Telegraph columnist Bill Boyd dies at 74 Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 9:44PMBill Boyd, the newspaper columnist whose everyman nature and homespun humor endeared him to readers and made him a household name in these parts for four decades, died Tuesday of cancer. He was 74.
At Impact Theatre, even a Lebanese girl can Learn to Be Latina Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 7:23PMShe's cute. She's spunky. She can belt out a nice little pop tune. The only problem is that she's Lebanese. For the executives at FAD Records, that's reason enough to show Hanan (Carlye Pollack) the door. ("Try not to bomb anything on your way out," one of them tells her.) But before she ...
American Funnyman in Israel’s Army Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:29PMThe first thing you need to know about Joel Chasnoff’s “The 188th Crybaby Brigade: A Skinny Jewish Kid From Chicago Fights Hezbollah” (Free Press, $25) is that it’s laugh-out-loud funny.
Hot Tub Time Machine says F U to time-travel science Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 12:07PMLet's be honest: We're not going to go see Hot Tub Time Machine for an in-depth analysis of time travel. The story of four dudes who go back to the '80s via a Jacuzzi to relive their youth is an excuse to marvel at how different the '80s were and, oh, yeah, naked boobies.
BROWSER: Funny video: Leno's Ross Matthews jokes with Oscar celebs Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 10:26AMIf you're still searching for more glitz and glamour from the 2010 Academy Awards, the always funny Ross Matthews from "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" had a great segment on Monday's show where he rubbed elbows with some of the night's biggest stars.
ABC's Oscars telecast had its highs and lows, but the viewership was all high Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 9:19AMA review of the highs and lows of night by TV critic Dave Walker.
It truly takes death to appreciate the value of life Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 9:13AMA dear friend of mine passed away under tragic circumstances on Feb. 27 and the past week has been a life-changing experience in grief, procrastination and the value of life.[...]
Review: `Our Family Wedding' surpasses stereotype Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 8:43AMOne enters a movie like "Our Family Wedding" bracing for cheesiness.
Hart: Polar Plunge leaves lasting impression on foreign visitor Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 8:25AMJOHAN WAS visiting from a foreign country. He'd heard of Quincy and had distant relatives who live here, so he trekked across the ocean and stayed for a week.
Joker Blake insists spirits remain high Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 8:15AMDRESSING room joker Robbie Blake insists the Clarets are feeling no pressure going into the last 10 games of the season. (08/03/2010 14:08:21)
Marie Osmond's grief as she buries 18-year-old son in a family funeral Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 7:58AMMarie Osmond's bravely held back her tears as her son Michael Bryan was laid to rest yesterday in an emotional funeral service.
Commentary: Hey, here's a tip—be careful how much you tip Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 9:49PMYou're not the brightest light on the Christmas tree "... you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer ".
Golf: The Musical! Swings Into Palm Springs Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:40PMGolf: The Musical! Swings Into Palm Springs
Final thoughts on Oscar: The good, the glam and the glib Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:08PMCanada’s own and native sons bookended Oscar night, and both were required to play the good loser. Christopher Plummer, in the evening’s first prize-giving, lost to Christoph Waltz as best supporting actor. Plummer himself had predicted he wouldn’t win, and personally I think he was up for the wrong performance: for his dying-by-inches Tolstoy in The Last Station rather than for his delightful ...
Did The Oscars Live Up To The Hype? Experts Weigh In Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:48PMDid the Oscars live up to the hype? The Academy Awards made some big changes this year, and critics especially liked the two-host format.
Marie Osmond Joins in Solemn Final Hymn for Her Son Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:42PMDonny Osmond says, "Bless my sister" at Michael Bryan's funeral of tears, prayers and music
When can we see you again? Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:02PMBabyface proves once again that his show is one that’s not to be missed.