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Infected PCs should be quarantined Tuesday, March 2, 2010 @ 9:30PMkeynote at the RSA security conference on Tuesday, Scott Charney, Microsoft's corporate vice president of Trustworthy Computing, suggested that the security industry should follow the health care mode...
Power Companies Seek 8.2 Percent Rate Hike in West Virginia Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 7:13PMAppalachian Power and Wheeling Power say they're seeking an 8.2 percent rate increase in West Virginia
W.Va. State Budget Weakened in February Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 6:13PMState officials say West Virginia's budget picture weakened by more than $31 million in February.
U.S. Census Underway; Workers Needed Locally Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 5:43PMOn Monday, some Charleston residents started to receive their 2010 Census forms, nearly two weeks in advance of the rest of the nation.
Regulating Third-Party Election Ads in West Virginia Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 5:28PMWest Virginia's House of Delegates wants the Senate to consider regulating third-party election ads as well as political activity by in-state corporations.
Dragon Age: Origins - Romance Guide Sunday, February 28, 2010 @ 1:24AMDragon Age: Origins (PC) Dragon Age Origins
Ohio Leaders Want Money to Fight Foreclosures Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 10:58PMOhio leaders say the state was unfairly omitted from a new $1.5 billion federal program to fight mortgage foreclosures.
Iraqi Students Head to WVU Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 10:58PMAn initiative to educate young Iraqis in America has already produced 13 applications and two engineering school acceptances at West Virginia University.
Doctor Pleads Guilty to Defrauding Medicare Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 10:58PMA doctor at a southern West Virginia pain clinic has pleaded guilty to allowing staff members to use his federal drug registration number to issue prescriptions.
A "Thrilling" Night at the Apollo Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 10:58PMOrganizers say since Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5 got their start at the original Apollo, it only made sense to pay tribute to the King of Pop.
Huntington Budget Talks Begin Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 10:58PMOn the chopping block this week: revenue, contingencies, the Police Department, City Council, city clerk, human resources, and the legal department.
Barboursville Couple Honeymooning in Tsunami Zone, Relieved Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 5:13PMJoseph and City Jefferson are on the island of Maui for a little R&R, but now they are moving to higher ground hoping to stay safe during the storm.
Super Tax Site Saturday Provides Free Tax Help Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 4:58PMThere is still more than a month until your taxes are due, but the stress of getting the task accomplished still weighs heavily on the minds of many.
Marshall Alumni Center Opens Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 3:28PMNine million dollars later, the Marshall University's Alumni Center has a new home in Foundation Hall.
Car Crashes into Bridge Support, One Killed Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 1:13PMOne man is dead after crashing his car into a bridge on Route 194 East in Biggs, Kentucky.
Two Shootings Have Mason County Deputies Searching for Answers Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 10:23PMOne person is serious condition after being shot three times.
Michigan Couple Arrested on Drug Charges Thursday, February 25, 2010 @ 5:52PMKentucky State Police arrested Sonny Roundtree and Brittany Langford of Detroit, Michigan Thursday in the parking lot of the Mountain Arts Center in Prestonsburg.
On the blueline: One game to go, vs. Canada, gold at stake Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 11:09PMUSA women's hockey national team member Caitlin Cahow, a 2006 Olympic bronze medalist, will document her experience as she prepares to compete at the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver.
Man Sues W.Va. State Police, Saying He Was Beaten by Troopers Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 7:13PMA Danville man has sued three State Police officers, claiming they harassed and beat him at the agency's barracks in Logan.
Repairs on Yeager Airport's EMAS System Could Start Next Week Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 5:43PMConstruction on the damaged EMAS System at Yeager Airport in Charleston is expected to get underway next week.
Giz Explains: Fuel Cells And Bloom Energy’s Miracle Box Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 5:31PMThe Bloom Box is the latest energy miracle that sounds too good to be true: Debuting with a wide-eyed segment on 60 Minutes , it promises to be clean, cheap and backyard-friendly, the solution to our energy problems. What is it? (more…)
Ky. Legislature Considers Sentencing Options for Teens Caught "Sexting" Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 4:58PMThe House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday unanimously approved the legislation that gives judges an alternative in cases involving first-offense sexting, or sharing sexually explicit photos, videos and chat by cell phone or online.
Ohio Traffic Deaths at Record Low Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 4:58PMState agencies say Ohio traffic deaths fell last year to the lowest level in more than 70 years of record-keeping, continuing a trend of safer roads.
Giz Explains: Fuel Cells and Bloom Energy's Miracle Box [Giz Explains] Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 4:10PMThe Bloom Box is the latest energy miracle that sounds too good to be true: Debuting with a wide-eyed segment on 60 Minutes, it promises to be clean, cheap and backyard-friendly, the solution to our...
The Link: Don't Fall for the Facebook Profile Spy Scam Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 2:13PMThere is no such thing as a "profile spy" application on the popular social networking website.
Two People Thrown From Car in I-79 Accident Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 1:28PMThe northbound lanes of Interstate 79 between Clendenin and Elkview are back open after a single vehicle accident.
Scioto County Man Charged With Importuning Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 12:58PMSheriff Marty Donini says deputies arrested Wade Bales,23,of Stout.
NEW INFO: School Receives Threatening Phone Call; Parent Charged Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 10:58AMWhile suspect Andre Lamar Coleman's fiance said he never threatened anyone at Anne Bailey Elementary School, Kanawha County Sheriff's deputies perceived the situation differently.
W.Va. Official: Feds Investigating Patriot Mine Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 8:23AMWest Virginia mine safety chief Ron Wooten says federal authorities are investigating allegations that safety examination records were falsified at a Patriot Coal underground mine.
Apartment Building Fire Reported In Ceredo Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 4:22AMDispatchers say building has been evacuated.
$8 a day travellers Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 2:49AMKicking back in the lobby of a fairly stylish condominium in Little India, Mr Richard Ferge and his wife Stani Martinkova do not look like a couple who sold their home in London to cycle around the world on a budget of just US$8 a day
Parents Protest Possible School Closing Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 12:08AMThe Ashland Independent School District may put their central offices in Crabbe Elementary -- forcing students into new schools.
Putnam County Public Service District Captures Top State Honors Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 9:53PMThe Putnam County Public Service District won three gold-level awards from the West Virginia Department of Health and Human Resources.
Charleston Property Owner Halting Progress of Proposed Park Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 9:37PMA property owner on Charleston's East End is standing in the way of a new park near Laidley Field.
Dow Technology Park Plans Move Ahead Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 9:22PMA bill that will allow the central offices for the State Higher Education Policy Commission and the Community and Technical College System to move to the Dow Technology Park has cleared another hurdle.
Wellington's of Scarlet Oaks Restaurant Closing Soon Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 9:08PMThe owners of the Wellington's of Scarlet Oaks restaurant say their last day in business at the Scarlet Oaks Country Club in Poca, W.Va., will be March 27.
Impersonator Brings the Legendary Lucille Ball to Life Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 8:22PMWhile comedy legend Lucille Ball has been gone for more than 20 years, her humor lives on in reruns of one of the most famous shows in history.
W.Va. Legislature Not Expected to Address Public Retiree Costs Monday, February 22, 2010 @ 7:52PMWest Virginia's Legislature may not tackle the looming problem of public retiree costs this session.
Westminster Winner from Portsmouth Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 10:22PMFrench bull dog Bru won best of breed and best in the non-sporting group at the 134th Annual Westminster Dog Show.
BREAKING NEWS: Car Rolls 100 Yards Over Hill, Two Taken to Hospital Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 9:52PMTwo people are in the hospital after a car rolled off the street and down a hill.
Hands-on science: Innovative teaching methods aim to boost proficiency, interest among New Mexico students Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 9:38PMGet FREE Daily Headlines by email! New Mexico is home to two national labs, several research universities and an estimated 10,000 professional scientists.
Everton v Manchester United - as it happened | Scott Murray Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 9:53AMFor some, this fixture will bring back memories of April '07, when United were two down, won 4-2, and effectively won the league. For others, Februrary '95, when Duncan Ferguson's second-half winner derailed United's title challenge and later gave Everton confidence to win that season's FA Cup final. Seeing you ask, I always think of Robbie Wackenshaw, rattling one in as the teams drew 1-1 in ...
Three People Shot Inside Huntington Bar Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 3:37AMHuntington police say three people have been taken to the hospital after being shot inside a Huntington bar early Saturday morning.
scene cover | Hustling or homeless? Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:54AMThere are people on the streets of New Haven who know what time certain Yale students go to lecture, what time they go to dinner, when they go to section and what routes they prefer to take when walking across campus. These people rely on these seemingly mundane details to make a profit. They are the ones who rely on the business and generosity of those in the Yale community to get by from day ...
Fury at arrogant Tory Sir Nicholas Winterton's refusal to travel standard class on trains Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:26AMDesperate David Cameron was last night reeling from an angry public backlash over the snobbery and arrogance of Tory MP Sir Nicholas Winterton.
MR SNOBBY Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:58AMArrogant MP's train rant exposes Cameron's 'caring sharing' Tories as a sham
State Senate Passes Bill to Help with Dow Tech Park Deal Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 11:13PMAs the deadline approaches, a bill to help the state take over the Dow Technology park is on the fast track. The bill was passed unanimously by the full senate, one day after being introduced.
Pit Bull Lovers Challenge Breed Specific Law Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 11:13PMTwo months ago, the Putnam County Commission voted two to three to put restrictions on pit bulls and other dogs they deemed vicious. Now, those dogs are supposed to wear muzzles in public and have specific cages in their yards.
Legislation Could Give People a Say in Health Department Decisions Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 10:58PMNow, only those on the health department board get a say in regulations -- and those on the board are appointed by Huntington City Hall and the Cabell County Commission, not voted in by the public.
Coonskin Park Entrance Poses Security Risk, New Entrance in Works Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 9:22PMThe new entrance is needed because the existing one is too close to the National Guard Armory at Coonskin Park, creating a security risk.