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What are funny jokes that can make a girl like you?

I want to make a girl I like laugh.I'm getting really close to her for being funny and I need some nice jokes that will make her be intersted in me and think I'm a sociable person.

Public Comments

1. once you said "and think im a sociable person"..not good..that means your not being yourself..who cares if your not "funny" or a sociable person..if a person likes you...they will and should like you for you..and not what they want you to be or not what you are pretending to be..just be yourself and maybe shes not the humor type..you never know!
2. I love this joke!!! IT ROCKS Really Bad Day There's this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife is with another man. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison . . ."