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What are some funny jokes/stories to tell at a funeral service ?

I need funny jokes or stories to tell at a funeral service tonight, just to lighten up the mood of the folks. Any rude comments, please , don't post anything.

Public Comments

1. I would suggest making a referrence to something the deceased found funny and something that most people there will quickly recognize as his sense of humour. If you go with a regular ice-breaker joke it could be seen as very tacky, or even inappropriate.
2. Hear is what you should say instead of a funny joke or story: Listen people this person lying right here is going to be fine. He/She will be in heaven where God and Jesus will take care of him/her. So brighten up, have a little spirit, and be happy this person is in a place where nobody can hurt him/her.