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What are some 40th birthday jokes?

My family and I are going to our neighbors 40th birthday and we wanted to write something funny in the card. Some jokes about being 40. Please & thank you!!!

Public Comments

1. Your old as my loo in which i take a poo you stare at it and say ew i sneezee witha funny noise ''achew'' thaught on the spot come on
2. Hey... You're not 40! You're only 18, with 22 years of experience.
3. Yesterday was my dads 40th birthday. My mom wrote Happy 65th birthday on the card.
4. “The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's”