Clean Free Jokes

How to get free jokes everyday?

I would like to get nice clean jokes everyday without spending a penny. I really don't know the way to get free jokes. I've betted that I shall send a joke a day to my sister. Please help me.

Public Comments

1. this is ur FIRST ONE!! A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
2. Here's another one. Completely costless! One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
3. free jokes ? yeah i'd like to sign up too ! lol
4. Hi !!! There are NO jokes... all true ! Every Morning when I get up ( --if-- I get up ) I see this terrible guy in the mirror... He is getting closer, if I am coming closer... "I do not know U, mister, but I'll shave You first !" — Every Morning the same joke ... free of charge — Isn't that amazing !??? LOL : Aaron....
5. www.wocka.com and sign up for the joke of the day newsletter or whatever it's called.
6. Here I have a free joke for you. Fun With Words! Once there was a boy named Odd. Odd was the brunt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer. When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone." After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!