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Birthday Jokes?

It's my friends 12th birthday tomorrow and I want to make her a card with a funny joke. Does anyone know some funny jokes that I could use?

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1. Only the most intelligent 12 year old can open this card. And glue it together
2. Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!" "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Next time, take off the candles." Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday? A: It was a flappy one! Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday? A: It was a sappy one! Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: "Hey, what's eating you?" Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? A: It was a tappy one! When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older. My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie? My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present. It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds. That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
3. I like his idea^^^(kinvadad)☺☻
4. hmmmm...i know why u want to give her a funny joke,because her b-day is tommorow right????so u want make her happy right???so this joke i think will help>>>> Host: What is your course on college? Calendar girl contestant:HRM Host: really, your HRM? Contestant: Yes, Home and Restaurant Management.....
5. After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she replied, "That´s me before the operation."