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Thursday afternoon Big Ten one-linersThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 12:11PMESPN.com Big Ten blogger Adam Rittenberg predicts Illinois barely beating Southern Illinois this weekend. Here is a look at the Iowa-Iowa State game. The defensive secondary at Michigan is thinner than a Mac. I actually just now found out why Michigan...

NASA ISS On-Orbit Status 8 September 2010Thursday, September 9, 2010 @ 11:37AMAll ISS systems continue to function nominally, except those noted previously or below.

Land Plan Concerns PinpointedThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 11:24AMAfter months of work and pages of comments on the Sustainable Land Development Plan for Santa Fe County, the Estancia Working Group's efforts may boil down to about 50 bullet points.

Zucchini and moreThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 11:04AMThis week's share of my CSA included many of my favorites, and one item I don't cook very often. The bag included zucchini, tomatoes, mozzarella, apples, a couple of onions and a bunch of collard greens. It was easy to...

Bananas and BlueberriesThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 11:04AMWhen I got home from work on Friday, I found my fruit bowl over-run with over-ripe bananas. To top it off, I had just brought home 3 pints of blueberries (when you see the cover of the Dispatch Food section...

Comedy Review: Time Out Live's Laugh Out Loud @ Bloomsbury TheatreThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 10:59AM© www.russellkane.co.uk Winners of the Edinburgh Comedy Award don't always have the longest careers (whither Will Adamsdale now?) so we jumped at the first opportunity to see this year's winner Russell Kane as he played at the regular Time Out Laugh Out Loud comedy showcase. Supporting Kane were a mixed bag of four comedians. Amused Moose Laugh-Off Award-winner Naz ...

If you can count a crowd and keep your virtueThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 10:53AMDuring the fall of 1964, I was director of the Collegiate Press Service, an operation that supplied content — or “news,” as we quaintly called it at the time — to 300 or 400 college newspapers.

2010-11 NHL: Top 10 Defensemen in New Sweaters This YearThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 10:34AMIt's at this time of year that we begin the anticipation of another NHL season. While most of us are experiencing the hang over that summer provided, most NHLer's are putting the final touches on their respective training and conditioning programs, backing their bags and changing their focus towards training camp. Like most summers before this, the NHL goes through it's annual free agency period ...

Ahmadinejad Encroaches On Supreme Leader's Foreign-PolicyThursday, September 9, 2010 @ 10:30AMIranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad's appointments of special envoys for foreign affairs is seen as a direct challenge to the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. -Golnaz Esfandiari, RFE